I never watched Happy Days.
Never seen a clip even, I don’t think, except the Shark thing. Shark thing’s is funny.
But anyway, I was thinking about Spider-Man. And I was thinking about Spider-man 3 and I was like ‘that crane bit was weird with that Gwen chick… wait… i recognise that chick from my memory… fucker… that gwen chick is that chick from jurassic world…’ and then i was like ‘was it?’ so then I was like ‘i’m gonna google this… motherfucker… the bitch!’
So I already hated her for obvious reasons and now I find out she’s also the bitch that ruined ( yes I hate women what of it?) the otherwise stellar Spider-Man 3. Now that’s just too far.
You don’t ruin Tobey’s final outing as the Spider. He was on form then this blonde bitch ruins his MJ.
‘Oh I’ll try out for this role… I’d like to be in the film pictures… I liked the Spider-Mans…’ fuck you Bryce (more like Bruce cos she’s a man bitch). Say no! Tell them not to add Gwen like all the other actresses did that told them not to do the whole Gwen thing. I have to assume you weren’t the first one they offered it to. They’re not that incompetent. Unless Ron was sleeping with them to get you the job. You talentless bitch.
Have you ever done anything good Bruce? I don’t think you fucking have. You just ruin things. The Howard gene pool, once thought to be the red-headed answer to the Baldwins, ruined. Spiders, and Spider-based film franchises. And Jurassic World, a film that I once had excitement for. You ruiner. You bitch. I can’t believe you’re the same fucking and i never realised. You bitch. You just made my list and I haven’t looked at my list in years. It’s a bad list to be on. Joan Rivers was on it once cos she said Leo’s suit wasn’t nice then said something mean about Brad Pitt’s jacket (whilst herself looking like a turtle skin that’s been left stretching on a semen-drenched tanning rack in the sun for 7 months only to be placed over a raisin and called human only by the loosest definitions of the word) and she’s dead now.
Jurassic World would have been great if not for okay no it wouldn’t I fukcing hate it.
But I hate her too. Stop looking so upset by events you bitch. We get it, yes, opening your mouth does make it appear as though you are surprised by the action presented before you but stop being a vapid 21st century piece of shit you fucking sack of shit.
Your Dad is ashamed of you.